May 2013
bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
“You have 6 tattoos.
Full lips. Good, strong hands.
You have 7 freckles on...”
– Clementine von Radics (via creatingaquietmind)
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Of linen closets
He: We should get some linen and put it in there so it actually is a linen closet.
Me: That’s what she said.
He:…
Me: Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
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Trying your best to stay sophisticated, when...
sodamnrelatable:
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
taekoyasuhiro:
friend ?????!?
fr iend!! !!!
im coming friend
im here i love u
stevva:
we have this detergent in poland called just a minute mom, let me finish fisting the stove
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I just finished working out and I burped.
Me: Do you love me even though I’m gross?
He: Yep!
….And you’re not gross.
Mental Meanderings: Why We Shout When In Anger →
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his disciples smiled and asked. ‘Why do people shout in anger shout at each other?’ Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because…
“I lie beneath the open sky, cloudless —
it, not I —”
– Amy Ekins, from “Sunday afternoon” (via weissewiese)
“What cannot be said will be wept.”
– Sappho (via loveyourchaos)
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fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
I used to volunteer my time to keep retired nuns with severe Alzheimer’s and dementia company. Very few other volunteers spent time with these nuns because it could be very difficult to be around them, some were aggressive, others were just...
a-sexy-cat:
vvebkinz:
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
“Still, the longer I was around her, the more I could see the colours of her mind...”
– Jodi Lynn Anderson, Tiger Lily (via creatingaquietmind)
“You know my darling;
I can’t stand to sleep alone.
No sweetheart in the dark...”
– Bat for Lashes-Sleep Alone (via midlangley)
